I have a friend named Sykes who never shuts up. Please tell Sykes to shut up in as many ways as possible. He can take it.
This is a running joke with a friend of mine with a group of us, but our friend, named "Sykes", just talks A LOT. So we usually tell Sykes to shut up. Please tell him to shut up as many times as you want. You do not need to say my name.